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Save the lemons !

Post by Rogue of Sh@dows on Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:22 am

Ok so... today i had to pick like a lot of lemons, on a freaking lemon tree... and i was just getting stung by its thorns wherever i turn, left and right, and i think to myself... "Man, what a shitty tree. How is someone supposed to get to the lemons with all these thorns !" And then later when i was chopping the lemons (to make a lemon syrup) the lemon juice was going all over my wounds and it stings like hell !!! and i was like "Lemons are rly shit ! Their fruit is bitter and sour, no one rly likes eating them without like a TON of sugar... " and then i remember how in biology i learned how trees with fruits depend on animals eating that fruit and carrying the seed somewhere, and then they plant it by taking a shit and a nice new tree grows from it... but lemons... what kind of animal would battle trough all them thorns to eat that crappy fruit... no animal would ! And then i got it...

Lemons are trying to commit a suicide !!!!!!! and if it weren't for humans they'd all be ded !

They grow bitter fruits and cover themselves in thorns so that no one would carry their seed around so they would stop spreading... and i was like "Poor lemons... i wonder what brought them to this..."
And i made a promise to them to prove them there is still shit worth living for in dis world !

SAVE THE LEMONS !!!

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Re: Save the lemons !

Post by Xenonk on Fri Dec 23, 2016 3:50 pm

You didn't consume lemons, i think you smoke something.

I eat lemons alone.....
Lemons are nice... fuck you

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Re: Save the lemons !

Post by Kalthani on Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:06 pm

Wtf...
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Re: Save the lemons !

Post by Rogue of Sh@dows on Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:53 am

Xen how can you eat lemons alone wtf...

Frost, what's lemon haze ?

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Post by Kalthani on Sat Dec 24, 2016 9:59 am

Writing so much about lemons...
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Post by Rogue of Sh@dows on Sat Dec 24, 2016 11:24 am

im just... rly concerned about lemons now...

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